OnlyFunctions Is All You Need

Himanshu Dubey

OnlyFunctions

@himanshustwts

Soham Parekh

OnlyFunctions

@realsohamparekh

Hey Builders,

This isn't your typical course drop.

This is a love letter to the ones who can't stop building.

OnlyFunctions is not a bootcamp, it's a launchpad.

For AI-powered, agentic, full-stack magic.
Fueled by nights, deep focus.
And gritty shipping energy.

Why OnlyFunctions

Because at the end of the day, neural networks, deep learning, hell everything, is just functions.

Life itself is functional. Inputs, Outputs.

Quality in, quality out.

And the parameters? Those are under your control.

This is for the ones who want to code, deploy, fine-tune, design, scale, and ship things that actually matter.

We launch in September 2025, and we are just getting started.

Why we are doing this

We've been where you are.

Watching from the sidelines, feeling like you need a PhD to build cool AI stuff.

Screw that.

We're here to prove otherwise.

That with the right push anyone can go full-stack.

Infra, product, research, design. It's all within reach if you're ready to put in the reps.

This is one of those rare windows in tech where being a jack of all trades might just make you a master of all.

We've seen it happen. We've lived it. And we're betting on you to do the same.

What you'll do

Build.

For real.

No fake demos. No clone templates. No fluff.

You'll train models. Deploy agents, Write backend. Craft UIs. Contribute to OSS.

You'll sweat, ship, fail, rebuild and launch again.

You'll leave with stuff you're actually proud to show off, not just a resume filler.

Who is this for

If you've ever opened up 50 tabs trying to piece together how to fine-tune an LLM and deploy it to prod... this is for you.

What this isn't

It's not handholding.

It's not some 4-week dopamine hit.

OnlyFunctions is intense. Immersive. Raw.

You'll build real things, alongside real people, solving real problems.

It's by builders, for builders.

What's next

We launch September 2025. This is just the warm-up.

Apps, guest speakers, curriculum. All of that's coming soon.

Pricing? We will keep it accessible. We've been where you are, and we remember what it felt like.

For now:
If something here lit a spark in you, we'd love to know what you are building and how we can help you level up.

Because this is the only OF account worth following.

See you on the inside.

Ty,

Himanshu and Soham

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